Sex Ed Rocks By: I Set My Friends on Fire & Smosh F C G B There comes a time in every mans life F C G B when he grows hair where it used to be bare F C G B I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy F C G B You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy F C G B Because periods suck (and commas rule!) F C G B This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! Chorus: F C G B When she gives you affection, you better wear protection F C G B That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? F C G B In Sex Ed, remember what you read F C G B Just forget what the others have said F C G B get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed F C G B And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby, F C G B And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy F C G B Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry F C G B They have the ability to pee in your eye (OH MY GOD IT BURNS!) F C G B And did we mention F C G B The risk of getting STDs F C G B Not just gross hookers have it F C G B Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit F C G B You don't know who Dennis Rodman is? F C G B Well maybe you should watch more basketball F C G B Wait a second this is not about sports F C G B Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts Chorus: F C G B When she gives you affection, you better wear protection F C G B That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? F C G B In Sex Ed, remember what you read F C G B Just forget what the others have said F C G B get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed F C G B Your body is growing F C G B You will get hairy F C G B Your little voice will start to change F C G B And your no-no place will feel a bit strange F C G B Your pits will stink F C G B You'll get zits on your face F C G B Without this knowledge you will scare girls away F C G B So listen to this song every day